I'm beck effter un evesume-a veek ooff spa, soona, soon und sund.
I vent jetskeeing, und muneged tu teep it oofer by gueeng es fest es pusseeble-a und mekeeng a sherp toorn, zeen zee vefes I hed creeted heet me-a und teepped it oon a crezy ungle-a, I deceeded tu joomp ooffff insteed ooff felleeng ooffff.
Zee oonly reel doonseede-a ves thet my perents deceeded tu teke-a three-a deys tu get beck.
elsu, I lufe-a infeder zeem und ves vetcheeng it ifery neeght vheech ves tups.
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